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eggzakery:

my kink is bein friendly and havin a good time

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You know it’s going to be a great conversation when a customer starts out with “My girlfriend’s in jail” and “I don’t have a prescription.”

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goddess-of-fitness:

downrightsugoi:

holytoledobatman replied to your post“I’m replaying FFX with a friend and it’s her very first Final Fantasy…”
I actually played FFX earlier this year and it was my first FF game as well! AND I CRIED LIKE A BITCH AT THE END HOLY SHIT
Look what you have to look forward to, goddess-of-fitness.
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#ur getting off on my pain #arent you

maybe

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#free!

yama-z-aki:

someone restrain me

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mousathe14:

ankoku37:

brianthuff:

Is there anything a natural 20 can’t do?

This is a poster idea I developed to show off the amazingness of tabletop rpgs.

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"You attempt to pickpocket the man, but accidentally pull down his pants instead."

"You reach out to push the orc off the bridge, but instead lightly caress his back. He is uncomfortable."

"You try to stab the guard, but you stab your crotch instead. Roll fortitude."

"You say your name is Bob and not Jim. Your lie is misinterpreted and they now believe you are a serial killer."

"You swing your axe, but it slips from your fingers and sails across the room."

"In an attempt to dodge the incoming arrows, you jump into the swarm.”

"You bull rush the enemy but miss and jump off of the cliff."

"You try to land on your feet but you land on your sword instead."

"While providing first aid, your hand slips and you stab him in the heart. He dies instantly."

I CANT BREATHE

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Pain is HILARIOUS!

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#me
5,556 notes | 2 days ago | from |
holytoledobatman replied to your post“I’m replaying FFX with a friend and it’s her very first Final Fantasy…”
I actually played FFX earlier this year and it was my first FF game as well! AND I CRIED LIKE A BITCH AT THE END HOLY SHIT
Look what you have to look forward to, goddess-of-fitness.
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I’m replaying FFX with a friend and it’s her very first Final Fantasy so the entire time I’m watching her play I’m like

23 notes | 2 days ago